When applying to move over seas I had to take this crazy long mental test. I then had to go over the results with a counselor. One of the questions on the test was "Strange things happen to me." I answered TRUE. The counselor was concerned with this answer so he questioned me...
Counselor "Do you feel that strange things happen to you all the time?"
Me: "No, not all the time"
Counselor: "Well, what sort of strange things happen to you?"
Me: "At the moment I can't think of anything specific but I work at a nursing home and I lived in South Asia."
Counselor: "maybe if you gave me an example I could better understand."
Me: baffeled as to why he could not understand I said "today Clarence, who is 101 years old, came into my office and told me a story about how while he was walking in the forest he saw a naked woman singing to him. He was wondering if I had seen her and why she was naked." I then went on to tell him a few strange moments that happened to me while living in Bangladesh.
These stories seemed to appease him but I could tell that he was still not happy with my TRUE answer.
If I were to run into that counselor I would tell him about the past couple of days....
Day 1
I hit a frog with my bathroom door. The frog lost a leg in this mishap and then proceeded to bleed all over the floor. After some debate as to wether I should euthanize it I decided to put it outside and hope a natural predator would take it out of it's misery.
Day2
While driving my scooter a man next to me decided to spit thereby covering me in his mucus. Thankfully my visor was down but still...YUCK
Day3
while walking home in the dark I could hear someone following me. As my foot steps quickened so did the persons behind me. I turned to see who it was and let me guard down when I saw that it was a Buddhist monk. As I turned and started walking again the monk ran to me and grabbed me. I proceeded to hit him and started yelling "thief thief"(a word used for bad people in general). This worked, he started to run away. My fear quickly turned to anger causing me to run after him. I kept yelling in hopes that someone would come out of their house. When I ran out of Nepali words I then started yelling in english "DID BUDDHA TEACH YOU THAT....RUN COWARD". By the time I reached my house he was long gone.
There are times when I am tired of the "strange" and wish for normal and easy. That however is not my life nor do I suspect is anyones. During these times I just have to remember who it is that brought me over here to Nepal.